hi i'm breanna and if you’re going to be annoyed with my constant reblogging of logan lerman then I suggest you leave now and don’t hurt my feelings ☺ and this is my best friend but you can just call him Tom-ass and this is my favorite princess
☯my pretty blog☯
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shalrath:

youre not even a real fan. wheres your on/off button. wheres your fanning speed regulating switch

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thecatsmeow90:

Working on my paper is hard on both of us.

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asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

hotclog:

when he says its eight inches and he aint lyin

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gothlynz:

proof that gerard is a fuckin g nerd
0ct0bursk-eyes:

Carhartt everything

shadowlink-:

WHEN PEOPLE THINK BEING RUDE TO TEACHERS OR PROFESSORS IS FUNNY 

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ernbarassing:

flirtytwink:

Lana del rey is the real life version of Jessica rabbit

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